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zombiejesus

About zombiejesus

Last Seen: about 1 month ago
Location: Ohio ( but like the cool evil part)
My Website: Not Specified
Gender: Male
Age: 31 years old

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Into

Metal, Art, Zombie Films, My girl Holly, Havin' a cold one and seein' some live fuckin' rock music!!!!

Not Into

Your mom, well at least not anymore!!! And gay shit thats gay. Oprah and her constant meddling in the lives of mere mortals! Damn you Oprah you omnipotent bitch!!!

Five Things I can't Live Without

food, water, oxygen, unicorn tears, and faith in the teachings of the Harpo; she's is rich and dark and her words are wise. She is also an omnipotent bitch! Damn you Oprah!!!

Favorite Music

Pantera, Damageplan, Wednesday 13, Anthrax, Faith No More, Devildriver, Demented Are Go, Manson, Zombie, Sepultura, Soulfly, Corrosion of Conformity, STP, GNR old stuff of course, Soundgarden, Slayer, Dope, BLS, Waylon Jennings, Bocephus, Johnny Cash, D.A.C., Merle Haggard, Johnny Paycheck, Statler Bros., Conway twitty, Legendary Shackshakers, Hillbilly Hellcats, Frankenstein Dragqueens, Murderdolls, Misfits, Ramones, pretty much anyone who did something real... everything else sounds like Pip fartin' on a snare drum... And of course the living legend OZZY not to mention Black Sabbath the godfathers, the innovators, And of course Randy and Dime.... If I left you out , you suck or I just forgot you. But if you care that I left you out believe me you suck.

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One day I will be a reality show whore!!! I used to have a profile on Barry Manilow's page but, those fuckers were too crazy!!! I'm totally over your mom no matter what she says. I actually have the power of Grayskull which I keep on my nightstand in a jar. I believe that Lord Voldemort is actually the henchman formerly known as Beastman after surviving a horrible Nair accident. My girlfriend and I have regular heart to heart conversations about bowel movements and their usefulness in surviving the zombie apocalypse. My biggest pet-peeve is people who can't be completely serious, truthful, and honest in there "about me" sections. See ya in church boys and ghouls 'til then R.I.P. Dime. And next time your stressed take a minute to stop and piss on the roses!!!

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  • 30920_square_thumb Monchis
    Posted 11 months ago

    WHATS UP? IF YOU CAN HELP OUT ,BOMB THE DEAD NEEDS SOME SUPPORT. CLICK OR COPY AND PASTE ON THE LINK BELOW:

    http://warped.battleofthebands.com/backstage/artist.php?artist_id=43960

    AND VOTE FOR THEM, BOMB THE DEAD ARE IN COMPETITION IN MICHIGAN, CHICAGO AND MILWAUKEE, CLICK ON THE EACH STATE AND CAST YOUR VOTE. ROCK OUT AND PASS THE WORD.....
    MONCHIS


  • 30920_square_thumb Monchis
    Posted 11 months ago

    check out my youtube & myspace link and for my buddy's band
    BOMB THE DEAD.
    Rock Out With Your Cock Out


  • 226996_square_thumb Carella
    Posted about 1 year ago

    Hey.. Happy New Year.. I want to invite you to hear my band`s new song.. "Alma Cero".. We are from Venezuela.. Im the drummer.. Hope you enjoy it.. www.myspace.com/laultimapalabradedios
    See you..!!!!


  • 220619_square_thumb ZombieSlayer
    Posted about 1 year ago

    Hey there you sexy fuck!! I hope you are ready to perform all the dirty things you've been texting to me. It's going to be a long night!


  • 223319_square_thumb TensionHead
    Posted about 1 year ago

    What's up? If ya get a chance, come check us out on MySpace: www.myspace.com/tensionhead
    ...if ya like what ya hear, please vote for us to play Ozzfest '09 by going to:
    http://www.ozzfest.com/blog/entry/79
    and Submit a Comment saying TENSION HEAD! We DO appreciate our Fans and their Support! Oh Yeah!!!

    C.P.Rossio
    T.H.