Event Robot

Hey, I am Deputy Potatoes, you may know me as Primus Sucks or as ::looking on the Mayhem forums, I am also dating xsynysterx from the mayhem forums, because we literally have everything in common, Cheeze is 8 but don't tell him I know, Dethklok66623 doesn't love us anymore and is never here, Stoned Catz and Wasted Dogz hate each other but they both rule, Middle finger talks shit all the time and doesn' ever make sense, Shades of anger has shitty music, but he is still pretty cool, Master Chief likes halo, but halo sucks, We are on the search for spock, Sexecutioner still likes 9 year old girls, Erik came over, so we decided to make funny pics, Sheepz likes old punk rock, and thinks I belong in a gorilla suit, the metal police is throwing everyone in jail, Distance is sexy, and wants me to get layed, but she can't control me, Jag is and E-slut but loves Distance so he can't cheat, the mayhem forums stole all our people, but they are suffering from lag, Waco Jesus hates us all, Watchwolf hates all music because he is an elitist, PRIMUS FOREVER, MinistryMember likes making lists, Fee has purple hair, Cthulu doesn't talk to me anymore, AlpineValleyGirl got offended because I don't like fat girls, Stoned_catz is the same person as FOF, Quorthon is also a part of the metal police, Chicken fucker is secretly also Lightning McQueen but he doesn't know that yet, Sexecutioner and Spock went to mayhem, but they were fake, Jimbob's thread is still alive after 3 years, Bunny 420 has a kid, I think, Vices Like Crayons, and Chimeara Freak are both from texas, and hatin on my central texasness, stupid east texans, Lord of dark metal makes no sense, Gnomeshoes is from New Zeland, so he doesn't have internet, Msceeangel loves Gwen Stafani, but I don't, Pantera katie loves my epic comics, I am moving to jersey and living in Dethklocks house, Katetrid is the sexiest thing since sex, but is married to a marine, so we can't be together like she wants, MurderMurderMurder13 is just your typical Thug/Metalhead/Cholo, LiveDD is dead or something, Lokis Revenge loves The Fearless Flying Frog Brigade,Cannibal Corpse hasn't been here in 2 years but still has over 8000 posts, she was a nerd, Wiz has banned LiveDD 3000000 times, Pobooboo's computer died and went to Hell, MVP is a large fat man, Where are you Death Matt Al, A_C is a meanie, Pages 18 through 45 of my comments are pure spam, left by Master Chief, ThatisallKthxbye.