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Ruin a Wish

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Created: 07/02 11:09 AM
Updated: 07/04 10:22 AM
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Posted By: BlackDahliaMaggette Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 11:09 AM
Total Posts: 89
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All you have to do is make a wish (I Wish for a .......)and the person below you will ruin it and the cycle goes on.

Example: (Me) I wish for a candy cane

(The person below me:) You get your candy cane but you choke on it when you try to eat it and die.
I wish for a........

Ok Here goes.

I wish for a brand new car

Good Morning Children Welcome to Society, Leave your individuality at the door

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 11:17 AM
Total Posts: 20
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Well I have nothing better to do so why not.

You get the car but when you stop at a red light too hard the backseat falls down, a dead body falls out, you hit the gas on accident and run into a semi. Kaboom.

I wish for $900 billion(might as well wish big!)

Posted By: abby_normal Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 01:51 PM
Total Posts: 252
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You go to prison for life on tax evasion charges, and the money is counterfeit

I wish I could take a rocketship to the moon

I'm a rat, deserting a rapidly sinking ship

Posted By: annihilation666 Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 01:54 PM
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well you go to the moon but they forgot to put more oxygen tanks in

i wish for a new house

hatebreed may 21 @ hob
Summer Slaughter Tour July 2 @ jannus landing

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 01:56 PM
Total Posts: 20
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You win a sweepstakes and get a new house but it's in the middle of the ocean (underwater!!) lol

I wish for a puppy!

Posted By: annihilation666 Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 01:58 PM
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the puppy is dead when you recieve it in a box through the mail

i wish for a great summer

hatebreed may 21 @ hob
Summer Slaughter Tour July 2 @ jannus landing

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:00 PM
Total Posts: 20
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You have a fantastic summer but you get hit by a crashing airplane on the first day of fall

I wish for a swimming pool full of.......umm......beer, lol

Posted By: maines_13 Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:01 PM
Total Posts: 59
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You get a brand new house, then the first day someone leaves the stove on and it burns down

I wish I were a rock star

Dave Mustaine for President
Megadeth, September 5th....cant wait

Posted By: maines_13 Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:02 PM
Total Posts: 59
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well....I screwed up

Dave Mustaine for President
Megadeth, September 5th....cant wait

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:05 PM
Total Posts: 20
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lol, it happens

You get up on stage but get electrocuted by the mics faulty wiring and it doesn't even make the local paper

I still wish for a swimming pool full of beer

Posted By: KALM Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:10 PM
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right before you jump in you slip and smash ur head get knocked out and bleed to death in the pool

i wish drew barrymore was naked in my bed ready to fuck

Posted By: annihilation666 Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:15 PM
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but you find her with justin timberlake next to her.

i wish for new shoes

hatebreed may 21 @ hob
Summer Slaughter Tour July 2 @ jannus landing

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 02:58 PM
Total Posts: 20
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You get em for but there both the left one, different sizes, different styles, and A guy is wearing them

I wish for a machete (this one'll be hard!)

Posted By: BlackLabeledWhore Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 03:11 PM
Total Posts: 190
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You get your machete, but it's lodged in the back of your head.

I wish for world peace.

None ov thy empty gods, shall ever stand above me
None ov thy weak brothers, shalt ever share my blood
My awareness, catalyst, ov godhate I have spawned
In sinister ecstasy eternally I decompose

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 03:41 PM
Total Posts: 20
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Everyone sets off their nuclear bombs at once, destroying the planet. WORLD PEACE!!

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie

Posted By: BarfattheMoon Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 04:29 PM
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you get your chocolate chip cookie only to find out the one of the chips is actually a roach

i wish i had a girlfriend that my wife would never find out about

my increasing slurred speach is a sign that you're getting hotter by the minute...

Posted By: annihilation666 Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 04:32 PM
Total Posts: 1653
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well that girlfriend would tell you she was actually a guy before she met you

i wish for pit tickets for ozzfest

hatebreed may 21 @ hob
Summer Slaughter Tour July 2 @ jannus landing

Posted By: Rocker_Bitch Icon_clock MON JULY 02 @ 04:39 PM
Total Posts: 20
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You get them only out find out the pit was at the opposite end of the stage as a cruel joke

I wish I had a secret underground base

Posted By: Merrrypoppin Icon_clock TUE JULY 03 @ 09:45 PM
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You get it, but it caves in when you get there

I wish I was a princess

UNfuck you! You are not worth fucking! I have moved to greener pastures

Posted By: metallian Icon_clock WED JULY 04 @ 05:26 AM
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There's a revolution and you and the rest of your family are executed.
I wish I had control of a demonic horde to lay waste to humanity.

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