Posted By: AddictedToTheKnife
SUN NOVEMBER 15 @ 12:28 PM
Total Posts: 16
i took super-glue and put it in the top of my friends eyeliner n closed it, then waited till she went to use it in the morning. it was kinda messed up though cuz she got me back for it
Your Fuckin Dumb
Posted By: gone
SUN NOVEMBER 15 @ 01:31 PM
Total Posts: 610
There's this stuff at work called anti-foam; it looks just like seamen. I put some on this dudes chair and he sat in it. He had no idea why we were laughing at him. Dude looked like someone just spunked on his ass.
Posted By: stevenstrong
SUN NOVEMBER 15 @ 04:12 PM
Total Posts: 1044
this guy at work turned off tha lite while i wuz takin a dump so i took sum freshly soiled t.p., carried it all tha way from tha bathroom and put it in his locker
Posted By: Emperor_Malice
MON NOVEMBER 16 @ 07:52 AM
Total Posts: 167
When I was at lunch at school this asshole started dissing me for no reason, he was eating BBQ chicken in this plastic container. I snatched it away from him then threw it all over him.
Fucking prick deserved it.
Posted By: psycho_bitch
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 05:15 AM
Total Posts: 2465
i've done a lot of funny shit to people. last time was at work. i'm a bartender, it was friday night, i was ringing in some food from my co-worker's computer. he had started the tab, so his name would be on the ticket when it printed up in the kitchen. the customer had a few modifications on their order, so after that was done i typed in " sorry so many mods. love and big sloppy kisses, eric." ok it probably doesn't seem that funny to you guys, but this dude is a total douchebag. walks around with his dick in his hand and thinks he's better than everyone cuz his daddy has money. you would definitely laugh if you knew the guy. the cooks got a good laugh out of it.
Posted By: L‡Zzý
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 05:37 AM
Total Posts: 1310
pick up dog poop, wrap it for my sister on her birthday.
or the time when i stuck tampons on my brothers back.
Posted By: L‡Zzý
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 06:01 AM
Total Posts: 1310
When i made my husband dance around in my thong and bra... LOL!!
Posted By: Gnomez
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 06:39 PM
Total Posts: 1239
That's just kinky.....
Even more kinky if he enjoyed it....
And continues to do it!!!
Posted By: ministrymember99
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 07:00 PM
Total Posts: 3214
I live in a very very small hick town (pop. 2000)
so many rednecks....
anywho
NEW YEARS EVE
My very thin friend dressed in very slutty clothes put on her make up and what not
My very fat friend did the same
and the girls made me up in horrible drag as well...
and
we went to go buy fireworks and people would hoot and holler at my thin friend and then id go up and grab her arm and they would all stop....and start whispering
at about the 3rd stand we went to we were blasting london bridge by fergie out of our car and some redneck was hitting on my friends and i went up and attempted to seperate...this dude then grabbed my arm and told me that he would treat both of us quite nicely in a douchebaggy tone......i turned around and smiled at him and said "oh yeah"
he started getting all cocky now
believing that I was a chick grabbed me by the waist and felt me ass...so i did the same and told him to follow me to my car....when he let go and i started to walk away i turned around and pulled my dick out and he flipped out
cussing, almost vomitting and came after me to beat me up....we drove off quickly
i bet hell think twice the next time
he tries to be an asshole to some pretty girls hitting on them and what not....
Posted By: stevenstrong
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 07:32 PM
Total Posts: 1044
if u dnt think girls can hit hard blow a jizz patty on onez nose while their sleepin n find out!!
Posted By: FTW13
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 08:13 PM
Total Posts: 1985
About 3 months ago while at work this mexican & I were talkin' about liftin' weights,he asked me how to gett bigger quick so I told him if he wanted to build more muscle mass he should eat a teaspoon of dry cement every day..well the dumb son of a bitch took me to my word & ate the cement.I don't know how much he ate but he gott pretty sick & had to go to the hospital! I was fired about a week after that.
"Forever Love It Loud"!
Posted By: stevenstrong
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 08:44 PM
Total Posts: 1044
xlax brownies n tha workplace = classic
Posted By: L‡Zzý
WED NOVEMBER 18 @ 09:09 PM
Total Posts: 1310
Posted By: psycho_bitch
THU NOVEMBER 19 @ 12:42 PM
Total Posts: 2465
i stopped off at my local shithole bar(the best kind imo) for a couple of beers on my way home from work one night. some guy was passed out on the floor. bartender said he never saw him before. the guy drank one beer, fell off his barstool and passed out. the bartender decided to let him be and sleep it off. they guy's asscrack was stciking halfway out of his pants, so i got a sharpie and wrote "insert cock here" with an arrow. i would post the pic i took, but my new computer format sucks and i can't upload the pic to photobucket.
ps no, i didn't touch the guy's ass. only with the pen.
Posted By: AlpineValleyGirl
MON NOVEMBER 23 @ 02:43 AM
Total Posts: 741
switching a dude's roll-on deodorant
with roll-on pregnant-deer-urine
(available at your local Kmart/Walmart)
(used for attracting bucks in hunting season)
he put it on right before he went on stage
and got progressively stinkier as the set went on
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Posted By: gone
MON NOVEMBER 23 @ 09:11 AM
Total Posts: 610
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Whats the funniest thing youve done to someone?
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Total Posts: 16
i took super-glue and put it in the top of my friends eyeliner n closed it, then waited till she went to use it in the morning. it was kinda messed up though cuz she got me back for it
Your Fuckin Dumb
Total Posts: 610
There's this stuff at work called anti-foam; it looks just like seamen. I put some on this dudes chair and he sat in it. He had no idea why we were laughing at him. Dude looked like someone just spunked on his ass.
Total Posts: 1044
this guy at work turned off tha lite while i wuz takin a dump so i took sum freshly soiled t.p., carried it all tha way from tha bathroom and put it in his locker
Total Posts: 167
When I was at lunch at school this asshole started dissing me for no reason, he was eating BBQ chicken in this plastic container. I snatched it away from him then threw it all over him.
Fucking prick deserved it.
Total Posts: 2465
i've done a lot of funny shit to people. last time was at work. i'm a bartender, it was friday night, i was ringing in some food from my co-worker's computer. he had started the tab, so his name would be on the ticket when it printed up in the kitchen. the customer had a few modifications on their order, so after that was done i typed in " sorry so many mods. love and big sloppy kisses, eric." ok it probably doesn't seem that funny to you guys, but this dude is a total douchebag. walks around with his dick in his hand and thinks he's better than everyone cuz his daddy has money. you would definitely laugh if you knew the guy. the cooks got a good laugh out of it.
Total Posts: 1310
pick up dog poop, wrap it for my sister on her birthday.
or the time when i stuck tampons on my brothers back.
Total Posts: 1310
When i made my husband dance around in my thong and bra... LOL!!
Total Posts: 1239
That's just kinky.....
Even more kinky if he enjoyed it....
And continues to do it!!!
Total Posts: 3214
I live in a very very small hick town (pop. 2000)
so many rednecks....
anywho
NEW YEARS EVE
My very thin friend dressed in very slutty clothes put on her make up and what not
My very fat friend did the same
and the girls made me up in horrible drag as well...
and
we went to go buy fireworks and people would hoot and holler at my thin friend and then id go up and grab her arm and they would all stop....and start whispering
at about the 3rd stand we went to we were blasting london bridge by fergie out of our car and some redneck was hitting on my friends and i went up and attempted to seperate...this dude then grabbed my arm and told me that he would treat both of us quite nicely in a douchebaggy tone......i turned around and smiled at him and said "oh yeah"
he started getting all cocky now
believing that I was a chick grabbed me by the waist and felt me ass...so i did the same and told him to follow me to my car....when he let go and i started to walk away i turned around and pulled my dick out and he flipped out
cussing, almost vomitting and came after me to beat me up....we drove off quickly
i bet hell think twice the next time
he tries to be an asshole to some pretty girls hitting on them and what not....
you know the kind...
www.myspace.com/localmetalband
Total Posts: 1044
blew a huge wad rite on the end of sleeping chiks nose
Total Posts: 3214
stevenstrong said: blew a huge wad rite on the end of sleeping chiks nose
AWESOME
www.myspace.com/localmetalband
Total Posts: 1044
if u dnt think girls can hit hard blow a jizz patty on onez nose while their sleepin n find out!!
Total Posts: 1985
About 3 months ago while at work this mexican & I were talkin' about liftin' weights,he asked me how to gett bigger quick so I told him if he wanted to build more muscle mass he should eat a teaspoon of dry cement every day..well the dumb son of a bitch took me to my word & ate the cement.I don't know how much he ate but he gott pretty sick & had to go to the hospital!
I was fired about a week after that.
"Forever Love It Loud"!
Total Posts: 1044
xlax brownies n tha workplace = classic
Total Posts: 1310
Total Posts: 2465
i stopped off at my local shithole bar(the best kind imo) for a couple of beers on my way home from work one night. some guy was passed out on the floor. bartender said he never saw him before. the guy drank one beer, fell off his barstool and passed out. the bartender decided to let him be and sleep it off. they guy's asscrack was stciking halfway out of his pants, so i got a sharpie and wrote "insert cock here" with an arrow. i would post the pic i took, but my new computer format sucks and i can't upload the pic to photobucket.
ps no, i didn't touch the guy's ass. only with the pen.
Total Posts: 741
switching a dude's roll-on deodorant
with roll-on pregnant-deer-urine
(available at your local Kmart/Walmart)
(used for attracting bucks in hunting season)
he put it on right before he went on stage
and got progressively stinkier as the set went on
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Total Posts: 610
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