Posted By: Gnomez
SAT OCTOBER 24 @ 08:59 PM
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Couple of years ago I was leaving work early on a Friday afternoon to go home and mow the lawns.I was really excited as I was going out deep sea fishing for blue nose early the next morning.As I was leaving work I ran thru the office and jumped thru the door to say "Im outta here suckers" except when I ran and jumped instead of getting distance I got too much height and I smashed the top of my head on the door frame.It took the legs out from under me and I landed on my arse.All the girls in the admin area just looked at me gobsmacked and asked if I was ok.I was embaresed as hell and just wanted to get the fuck outta there.I stood up, rubbed
my head and there was bloody everywhere. I gathered my composure told everyone I was ok and I drove home (thinking it was just a small cut).At home my wife looked at my head and took me to hospital where I had 9 stitches in my head.I still went fishing the next day but vomitted when I got out of the car (at the Marina at 5am) and then all day on the boat I was sick.....my workmates still remind me and tell me not to run in the office (fuckers)
Posted By: stevenstrong
SUN OCTOBER 25 @ 06:24 AM
Total Posts: 1044
that sum funny azz shit bro!! at least u didnt squirt n yur pants at work bcuz of xcesive beer drinking tha nite b4!! not saying i did that or nething uhm...yeah
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What's your most embaressing moment?
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Couple of years ago I was leaving work early on a Friday afternoon to go home and mow the lawns.I was really excited as I was going out deep sea fishing for blue nose early the next morning.As I was leaving work I ran thru the office and jumped thru the door to say "Im outta here suckers" except when I ran and jumped instead of getting distance I got too much height and I smashed the top of my head on the door frame.It took the legs out from under me and I landed on my arse.All the girls in the admin area just looked at me gobsmacked and asked if I was ok.I was embaresed as hell and just wanted to get the fuck outta there.I stood up, rubbed
my head and there was bloody everywhere. I gathered my composure told everyone I was ok and I drove home (thinking it was just a small cut).At home my wife looked at my head and took me to hospital where I had 9 stitches in my head.I still went fishing the next day but vomitted when I got out of the car (at the Marina at 5am) and then all day on the boat I was sick.....my workmates still remind me and tell me not to run in the office (fuckers)
Total Posts: 1044
that sum funny azz shit bro!! at least u didnt squirt n yur pants at work bcuz of xcesive beer drinking tha nite b4!! not saying i did that or nething uhm...yeah
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